
engineering at its absolute worst
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Larry holds the official title Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office in Britain.
Government continuity now includes scheduled naps.
Friday, September 18, 2026
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engineering at its absolute worst
TIP: use the ← and → arrow keys
Larry holds the official title Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office in Britain.
Government continuity now includes scheduled naps.
Friday, September 18, 2026
This is the cat for this day. Tomorrow there will be a different cat. The cat is chosen by the date itself, so everybody on earth is looking at the same cat as you are right now. There is no database. There is no server. There is just a date and a very long list of cats.
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(it is not real)