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They say a cat entering a Russian home first finds the safest sleeping place.
Housewarming lore lets the cat conduct the first inspection.
Monday, September 28, 2026
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I calculate my worth now.
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They say a cat entering a Russian home first finds the safest sleeping place.
Housewarming lore lets the cat conduct the first inspection.
Monday, September 28, 2026
This is the cat for this day. Tomorrow there will be a different cat. The cat is chosen by the date itself, so everybody on earth is looking at the same cat as you are right now. There is no database. There is no server. There is just a date and a very long list of cats.
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(it is not real)